Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Funny Quotes About Love

 Funny Quotes About Love !! Funny Quotes About Love !!!Here  have much more Funny Quotes About Love. But Today I am sharing here some  Funny Quotes About Love.

1. "Love is like a war: Easy to start but hard to overcome." -  Mathous
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2. "Some things can't be hidden: Character, poverty, and love." - Yusuf Mosquito
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3. "It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - Anonymous
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4 ."What female heart can despise gold?" - Thomas Gray
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5. "A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'" - James Thurber 
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6. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
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7. "The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all."

                                 - Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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8. "Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker
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9. "Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for." - Mae West
"The body, she says, is subject to the forces of gravity. But the soul is ruled by levity, pure." - Saul Bellow
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10. "It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses." - Mrs. Patrick Campbell
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11. "A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it." - Don Fraser
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12. "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - unknown
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13. "There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged." - Anonymous (and with good reason)
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14. "Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?" - Mickey Rooney
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15. "There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it." - Lily Tomlin
"A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting." - Helen Rowland    ----Funny quotes about love

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16. "Don't threaten me with love, Baby. Let's just go walking in the rain." - Billie Holiday    ----Funny quotes about love

17. "Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania."

- Dorothy Parker    ----Funny quotes about love

18. "Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West    ----Funny quotes about love

19. "My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there." - Carrie Fisher    ----Funny quotes about love

20. "My wife and I have sex almost every day of the week," Milton Berle once said. "Yes, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday."    ----Funny quotes about love

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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Top 50 Funny Quotes















Funny Quotes ! Funny Quotes !! Funny Quotes !!! have much more Funny Quotes. But Today I am sharing here Top 50 Funny Quotes.


1. ”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’” - Unknown. - Funny Quotes

2. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” - Will Rogers. - Funny Quotes

3. “Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.” - José Maria de Eça de Queiroz. - Funny Quotes

4. ”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” - Unknown. - Funny Quotes


Sunday, December 23, 2012

Funny Quotes for Facebook Status

Hi, Today I am sharing here Some Funny Quotes but this Funny Quotes little bit different. This Funny Quotes related with Facebook Status.. So lets start... :-)

"Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday." - Funny Quotes

"Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)" - Funny Quotes

"Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)" - Funny Quotes

"I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)" - Funny Quotes













"If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life." - Funny Quotes

"If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking :)" - Funny Quotes

"I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)" - Funny Quotes

"Try to say the letter M without your lips touching." - Funny Quotes

"Excuse me …. Plesae empty your pockets …. I think you stole my heart." - Funny Quotes

"Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money." - Funny Quotes

"I just think it's ridiculous that we're this close to the apocalypse and there are no end of the world sales. " - Funny Quotes

Monday, December 17, 2012

Funny Quotes


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The hardest thing

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.” 
- Albert Einstein


A successful man

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
- Lana Turner


Behind every great man

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
- Jim Carrey


 

 

 

  

 

 

Patience is something

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” 
- Bill McGlashen


Men marry women

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” 
- Albert Einstein