Funny Quotes About Love

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1. "Love is like a war: Easy to start but hard to overcome." -  Mathous
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2. "Some things can't be hidden: Character, poverty, and love." - Yusuf Mosquito
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3. "It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - Anonymous
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4 ."What female heart can despise gold?" - Thomas Gray
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5. "A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'" - James Thurber 
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6. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
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7. "The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all."
                                 - Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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8. "Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker
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9. "Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for." - Mae West
"The body, she says, is subject to the forces of gravity. But the soul is ruled by levity, pure." - Saul Bellow
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10. "It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses." - Mrs. Patrick Campbell
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11. "A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it." - Don Fraser
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12. "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - unknown
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13. "There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged." - Anonymous (and with good reason)
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14. "Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?" - Mickey Rooney
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15. "There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it." - Lily Tomlin
"A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting." - Helen Rowland    ----Funny quotes about love

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16. "Don't threaten me with love, Baby. Let's just go walking in the rain." - Billie Holiday    ----Funny quotes about love

17. "Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania."
- Dorothy Parker    ----Funny quotes about love

18. "Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West    ----Funny quotes about love

19. "My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there." - Carrie Fisher    ----Funny quotes about love

20. "My wife and I have sex almost every day of the week," Milton Berle once said. "Yes, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday."    ----Funny quotes about love

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Top Some famous love quotes

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1. “If you are a judge for people, you have no time to love them.” ―Mother Teresa-Top Some famous love quotes

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2. “we accept the love, Because we think maybe we are worthy for the love.” ―Aminul Rocky -Top Some famous love quotes

3.  “Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go.And that is maximum time true but some time that is false. you remember it and fall in love.” -Master rivu--Top Some famous love quotes

4. “Love is a worthy resource for everybody.It's  Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't trust you you can't keep your love and believe in yourself is most important.” - Marilyn Monroe-Top Some famous love quotes

5. “Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.”
                                                                              ― Nicholas Sparks  --Top Some famous love quotes

6.  “You can realize what is love when you lost your lover. Because that is most painful for every lover.” ---kader hapu--Top Some famous love quotes

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Love Quotes for Boyfriend

 Love Quotes for Boyfriend !! Love Quotes for Boyfriend !!! have much more Love Quotes for Boyfriend. But Today I am sharing here some  Love Quotes for Boyfriend.

1. If you want only one happiness in life, you must be collect love in your life. Love is color effect in your life.

2. There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect.But If you have any fears overcomes all fears.

3. Love is not what you can receive, it's all about what you can give. If you give, you can gain, that is real rule for everybody.

4. Every body loves you,  when you love every body. No one love you, if you do not love any one. so we should love anyone.

5. Actually Love is like a war. This war will end when life will end.

6.  Life with friends is most Wonderful. Life with love is most worderful. Life without friends is most painful.
But Life without love is most painful.

Quotes About Success

 Quotes About Success !! Quotes About Success !!! have much more Quotes About Success. But Today I am sharing here some  Quotes About Success.

1.  Not all who wander are lost, He/She is great losers of the world.

2. Where stay love there stay life. So without love, life is most dangerous.

3. Where have success, there is hard work and hard love. Love is very powerful for gain anything. Because without love your mind is very harmful.

4.  After a storm come peace. But after a storm and before a storm or always come love near you.

5. If you stay hungry you can try to precaution your hungry. But if you stay hungry but you can't try to precaution you stay foolish.

6. Success is not final, failure is not fatal. That is your desire. It is continue for ever.

7.  Failure is success if you learn anything from your failure work. Failure is our first success because without failure, success is very few near everybody.

8. Action is the fundamental element for all success. Because without action you can not gain any success.

Motivational and leadership Quotes

Motivational and  leadership Quotes !! Motivational and  leadership Quotes !!! have much more Motivational and  leadership Quotes. But Today I am sharing here some  Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

 Summary ideas (Leadership and Follower-ship)

1. "While leadership has been studied extensively, follower-ship has been largely ignored." So if you want a good leadership you are studied extensively.    -Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

2. "In recent decades, followers have become more assertive, and so understanding them has become more important"   -Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

3. "Following is natural, influential and beneficial in many ways."   -Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

4."Good followers are engaged, Support good leaders and help organizations." -Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

5. "Bad followers are passive, buttress bad leaders and corrode organizations " -Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

6. "Followers cand and sometimes must bypass leaders to reshape their organizations" -Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

7. "Take your passion and make it happen "  -Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

8. "I believe that education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and  enthusiasm helps push an educational message"  - Steve irwin  -Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

9. "Find the source of your passion and you know your well for energy." -Motivational and  leadership Quotes.

Life Quotes and Sayings

"Life is short = Know more things. Life is short so don't waste this time." -Unknown-Life Quotes and Sayings

"If you have a happy wife you can gain a happy life. But else you have an unhappy wife, your life is fully unhappy. That is really true." -Unknown-Life Quotes and Sayings

"Actually life is an adventure. If you continuing your duty, you can reach your destination.But all time think about your aim. Because aim is main power for lead your life. " -Unknown-Life Quotes and Sayings

"I have a simple plan. I get up in the morning and go to bed at night. But in between i think, What's I learned today about my life. " -Unknown-Life Quotes and Sayings

Quotes About Life

Life Quotes !! Life Quotes !!! have much more Life Quotes. But Today I am sharing here some  Life Quotes.


 "Life is a challenge, meet it."  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is an opportunity, avail it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is a sorrow, overcome it."  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is costly, care for it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is wealthy, keep it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is song  so sing it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is love enjoy it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is a game play it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is tragedy brace it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is a promise fulfill it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is a dream realize  it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is beauty admire it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is life save it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is a struggle accept it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

"Life is a mystery unfold it"  -Unknown-Life Quotes

Sweet Love Quote

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"Life and love is an opportunity so as soon as possible avail it. If you can avail it you can gain successful."
- Earl Wilson. - Sweet Love Quote

"Actually Love is a dream so realize it."  -John Bipul-Sweet Love Quote

"Love is a challenge, so accept it. And struggle for Love."  -Agustry-Sweet Love Quote

"Love is like the wind, you can,t see it but you can feel it. If you understand love you accept it."   -Unknown-Sweet Love Quote

"Without Communication, There is no Relationship, Without Relationship, There is no Love;
Without Love, There is no successful  Life..!"  -Unknown-Sweet Love Quote

 

"Love is most strong, when you have more trust, Love is most weak when you are lost trust."  -Unknown-Sweet Love Quote

"Happiness is not static, because that is a infinite journey. Some time you have happiness but after

monument you feel unhappy. So I said that is a infinite journey for human."  -Smith Naim- -Sweet Love Quote

"What is love ? Actually love is an addicted. When you try to leave it you face more and more problem. So you can’t leave it easily. I feel that is a kind of addict." -Unknown-Sweet Love Quote

"The boy says I don’t need any drugs because you are my over all Biggest Drug." -Unknown-Sweet Love Quote

"When I say I love you You believe that is 100% true when I say you’re my only one forever. You think that is true forever, when I known you goodbye, You are don’t cry. Because that day I leave the earth for ever." -Unknown-Sweet Love Quote

"Love is blind, Be very kind, When I  want kiss you, Please don't mind. Because kiss is the power of love." -Altab-Sweet Love Quote

“The planet is fine and  The people are loved.” -Unknown-Sweet Love Quote

"If you will lie on the couch, I can love you and suck your …………."  -Unknown-Sweet Love Quote