Top 50 Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes ! Funny Quotes !! Funny Quotes !!! have much more Funny Quotes. But Today I am sharing here Top 50 Funny Quotes.


1. ”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’” - Unknown. - Funny Quotes

2. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” - Will Rogers. - Funny Quotes

3. “Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.” - José Maria de Eça de Queiroz. - Funny Quotes

4. ”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” - Unknown. - Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes for Facebook Status

Hi, Today I am sharing here Some Funny Quotes but this Funny Quotes little bit different. This Funny Quotes related with Facebook Status.. So lets start... :-)

"Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday." - Funny Quotes

"Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)" - Funny Quotes

"Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)" - Funny Quotes

"I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)" - Funny Quotes

"If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life." - Funny Quotes

"If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking :)" - Funny Quotes

"I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)" - Funny Quotes

"Try to say the letter M without your lips touching." - Funny Quotes

"Excuse me …. Plesae empty your pockets …. I think you stole my heart." - Funny Quotes

"Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money." - Funny Quotes

"I just think it's ridiculous that we're this close to the apocalypse and there are no end of the world sales. " - Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Hi!

Everybody how are you?

All  funny quotes here in blog.would you like funny quotes?

please read this funny quotes and share your every friends.

The hardest thing

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.” 

- Albert Einstein

A successful man

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
- Lana Turner

Behind every great man

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
- Jim Carrey

 

 

 

  

 

 

Patience is something

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” 

- Bill McGlashen

Men marry women

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” 

- Albert Einstein

The Best Life Quotes

In the end

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
- shing xiong

Do not dwell in the past

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
- Buddha

When life gives you

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
- Unknown

 

 

 

 

Never tell your problems

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
- Lou Holtz

Be who you are

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss

Beauty Love Quotes

   

 

 

 

 

First kiss

That I haven’t had my first kiss, 

doesn’t mean I’m stupid, 

I’m just waiting for the right person …

I’ll Be With You

When the Days seem longer than you can handle,

Look at me and I will be your candle..

In a dark world filled with hate,

I’ll be with you till the end of fate !

Love Is Like A Fire

Love is like a fire. It can burn forever, but it needs something to fuel it.

 

 

 

 

Undefined

What is love?

well love is undefined.

The Beauty Of A Person

The beauty of a person will never fade because it is engraved in their soul, mind and heart.

Loving Someone

Loving someone is very hurting.

but liking someone is easy.

Love Is Like A Virus

Love is like a Virus

it can Contaminate Anybody,

it can affect minds,

it can affect Brains

so learn How to control it before it

takes control over you..

Never Let Anyone

Never let anyone tell you are not beautiful(:

Wish I Was Your Diary

I wish I was like your diary

Where in you’d call me your dear

And you would tell me everything

You think about to feel.